Recently, we have made a few new friends. Among them are Lisa and Josh. Lisa is from New York, and
Josh is from Illinois. They teach at an English school in Japan also. One of the first times we hung out was on Lisa's Birthday. We were gonna do a little karaoke and I thought I'd surprise her with a round of Tequila shots since she was a tequila fan. So, I snuck out of the karaoke room and went up to the bar and ordered the shots. The bartender realized that he was out of tequila after only one shot was poured so he asked me what else I'd like a shot of. Feeling a bit on the spot, I ordered her the typically girly Birthday shot, a blowjob shot. Well, this bartender was from maybe Scotland, and whether or not that has anything to do with his inability to make a proper blowjob shot, I don't know. However, he did try his best. The thing is, Lisa ended up with a small glass full of baily's and kahlua, with a floater of something strong enough to light on fire.
Hesitantly, we went in there with the shots, sang Happy Birthday, and realized how drunk she already was when she blew the fire out and proceeded to put the very hot rim of the shot glass in her mouth. As if I were literally in slow motion, I couldn't stop her fast enough before she burnt herself, but it wasn't so bad. She succeeded in finishing the shot, but then after Jeremy and I left and Josh went to take her home, she puked all over the taxi. I felt so guilty. It was totally my fault. So much for trying to make a good impression on my new friends... Luckily, she didn't hold it against me :o)
Josh is from Illinois. They teach at an English school in Japan also. One of the first times we hung out was on Lisa's Birthday. We were gonna do a little karaoke and I thought I'd surprise her with a round of Tequila shots since she was a tequila fan. So, I snuck out of the karaoke room and went up to the bar and ordered the shots. The bartender realized that he was out of tequila after only one shot was poured so he asked me what else I'd like a shot of. Feeling a bit on the spot, I ordered her the typically girly Birthday shot, a blowjob shot. Well, this bartender was from maybe Scotland, and whether or not that has anything to do with his inability to make a proper blowjob shot, I don't know. However, he did try his best. The thing is, Lisa ended up with a small glass full of baily's and kahlua, with a floater of something strong enough to light on fire. 
Hesitantly, we went in there with the shots, sang Happy Birthday, and realized how drunk she already was when she blew the fire out and proceeded to put the very hot rim of the shot glass in her mouth. As if I were literally in slow motion, I couldn't stop her fast enough before she burnt herself, but it wasn't so bad. She succeeded in finishing the shot, but then after Jeremy and I left and Josh went to take her home, she puked all over the taxi. I felt so guilty. It was totally my fault. So much for trying to make a good impression on my new friends... Luckily, she didn't hold it against me :o)
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